I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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