Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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