This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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