This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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