I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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