as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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