No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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