someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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