didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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