Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
