Yo dont text me then not text me
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
This house was built for laser tag.
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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