you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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