I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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