We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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