sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
ok first of all what the fuck
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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