well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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