But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
