No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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