There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize