Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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