Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
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the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Randomize