Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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