if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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