if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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