but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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