Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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