Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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