Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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