You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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