when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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