I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Your tits are I can't wait for
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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