does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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