the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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