do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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