theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dignity is for republicans.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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