Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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