West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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