does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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