Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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