you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I am mentally ready for anal.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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