i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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