i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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