Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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