But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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