Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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