If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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