sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
