you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
third nipple confirmed
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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