Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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