Don't you send me to vm
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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