It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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