My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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