Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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