Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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